OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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