right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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