Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
My dick has a subreddit
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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