I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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