i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
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I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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