You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize