At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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