Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
No more Irish car bombs ever.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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