I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
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If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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