Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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