Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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