WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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