How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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