how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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