we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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