My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
soo... how was my night?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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