no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She announced her abortion via fbk
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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