So drunk, too bad you don't want this
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
