AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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