Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i think i have herpe
just one?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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