I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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