No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
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How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize