Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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