Moan for me like Helen Keller
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
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Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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