u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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