i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
