i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
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