I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
it wasn't lemon gatorade
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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