Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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