we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
17 year olds will be the death of me.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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