Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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