All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Randomize