I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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