Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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