Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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