Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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