I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
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