Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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