is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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