my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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