Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
