they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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