This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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