This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
True college students do jello shots in the library
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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