i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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