plz talk dirty to me
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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