my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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