I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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