GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I understand Curling. That high.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
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