If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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