well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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