Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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