There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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