Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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