is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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