You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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