Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
People with herpes should wear stickers.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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