Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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