Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Of course I have a pirate flag
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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